Heard in the Halls: Issue 3

November 21, 2011
Filed under Spotlight

“I only got a wee bit high.” student, 10/17/11 10:24 a.m., classroom

“Shawty had a baby!” student, 10/18/11 7:30 a.m., main hallway

“I are good at grammar.” student, 10/18/11, tenth-period class

“Who doesn’t like to be touched?” 10/18/11 3 p.m.,  front lawn

“Nobody in the class wrote penis in their essay!” 12:31 p.m., classroom

“Evil pony – that’s such an oxymoron.” girl, 10/21/11 10:30 a.m., classroom

“You know how girls always have one leg longer than the other?” student, 10/24/11, outside cafeteria

“Ay, man, I knew you was on ‘roids!” boy, 10/24/11 12:25 p.m., classroom

“How are you failing gym?” student, 10/18/11 12:30 p.m., main hallway

“Why we learn grammar in school? My mama said I learned it well!” student, 10/23/11 11:30 a.m., classroom

“Get out my face; you ain’t no Mr. T!” student, 10/17/11 8:57 a.m., down stairwell

“Hello, my beautiful librarians.” student, 10/26/11 10:52 a.m., library

“I called the cops when I was like 12, or 5, or however old you are in the third grade.” girl, senior lounge

“Whenever I play solitare, I get really sweaty.” girl, 10/27/11, classroom

“That’s how rich I am; I can afford two pieces of pizza!” boy, 10/26/11 11 a.m., lunch line

“Don’t molest me!” student, 10/27/11 after school classroom

“I should’ve been a stripper.” girl, 10/31/11 third period, band room

“Merry Christmas, Mrs. Hagstrand!” boy, 10/31/11 fourth period, Room 155

“I want everyone in the oven by the end of class.” teacher, 10/31/11  2:50-ish p.m.

“Did you get your sinuses x-rayed?” student, 11/01/11

“Being around people who are high gives me the munchies!” student, 11/2/11 sixth-period lunch

“I love foreign people who can’t speak English!” girl, 11/3/11 9:55 a.m.

“Hello! Isn’t that cannibalism?” girl, 11/3/11 Egress, 4:20 p.m.

“No, this is just my stress ball, man!” student, 11/3/11 outside Room 119, first period

“Me not smart” student, 11/9/11 walking to school before first period

“We get high off of calligraphy pens.” student, 11/3/11  classroom, fourth period

“Your Ks are really nice.” student, 11/4/11 classroom, 2:53 p.m.

“It’s like he had x-ray vision into my head!” girl, 11/10/11 Room 230 hallway after second period

“That C is all powerful!” student, 11/15/11 classroom, 11:19 a.m.

“President Obama and Michelle Obama having sex. Unsee that!” girl,  11/17/11 Senior Lounge

“It’s because you’re a jew.” “No, it’s ’cause you’re a ginger!” two students 11/16/11 main hall 8 a.m.